Your morning brew isn't optional — it's a system requirement. The Caffeine Update T-Shirt captures that universal truth through a retro software progress bar frozen at 10%, deadpanning: "Installing Caffeine... Please do not speak to the user. Time remaining: 2 hours." It's the kind of graphic that needs zero explanation to anyone who's ever refused to function before their first cup.
Built on a tailored retail fit that moves away from the boxy basics of the past, this tee sits clean and structured without trying too hard. Side seams hold the shape, shoulder-to-shoulder taping keeps things crisp, and a tear-away label means no itching — just wearing.
Available in multiple colours including heather options for a vintage, lived-in feel.
Fabric note: Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton. Athletic Heather is 90% cotton / 10% polyester. All other heather colours are 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
