Retro Assistant T-Shirt
Retro Assistant T-Shirt
The Retro Assistant graphic tee is a love letter to the golden age of desktop chaos — and one very persistent paperclip who never knew when to quit. Rendered in pixelated pop-art style, a familiar-looking office assistant floats inside a retro pop-up window with a single, satisfying prompt: [ GO AWAY ]. If that hits differently than it should, you're exactly who this was made for.
Part of MOEBEER's For the Nerds range, this design sits at the intersection of nostalgia, humour, and wearable art — the kind of thing that makes someone across the room do a double-take. Cut from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton at 4.2 oz/yd², the tailored fit is lightweight, breathable, and built for all-day wear.
Available in four colourways: Black, White, Athletic Heather, and Heather Deep Teal. The perfect gift for anyone who grew up navigating unsolicited advice — digital or otherwise.
At MOEBEER, we design wearable art for people who wear their story.
Fabric note: Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton. Athletic Heather is 90% cotton / 10% polyester. All other heather colours are 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
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